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Festivus Preparations

Festivus Preparations: The picture shows an outdoor setting with a swimming pool. The pool is on the right side of the image and has a blue water with a decorative blue tile border. There is a metal pole lying horizontally on the concrete ground next to the pool. The ground has some scattered leaves on it. On the left side, there is a wooden fence that is slightly tilted and behind it, there are dense trees and shrubs. The trees have green leaves with some turning yellow, indicating it might be autumn. There is also a wooden structure with what appears to be two compartments or boxes near the fence.

October 12, 2023

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Festivus Preparations

Posted in Flowers, Plants & Trees, Garden Features, Hardware & Tools, Landscape & Rural Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, Swimming Pool, and Water Features

On an overcast Friday the 13th, Sir Dino, Patton Oswalt and comedian Chad Opitz, taking a break from their Festivus preparations, spot Lenny Kravitz at…

The Pornography Stash

The PornographySstash: The picture shows a dimly lit space, possibly a basement or crawl space. The walls are made of cinder blocks and the floor appears to be dirt. There is some insulation hanging down from the ceiling. The space looks a bit neglected with some debris on the floor. The image is a bit blurry, which adds to the dark and somewhat eerie atmosphere of the space.

October 10, 2023

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The Pornography Stash

Posted in Attic, Basement & Closets, and Indoor Spaces

Separated from each other during a damp and foggy Bigfoot hunt, Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt remove a hidden pornography stash hidden in the crawlspace…

Clown Chase Trail

Clown Chase Trail: The picture shows a serene nature scene. In the foreground, there is a gravel path made up of small rocks. The path is surrounded by patches of grass and dried leaves. As the path extends, it is enveloped by tall grass on either side. Beyond the tall grass, there is a dense forest with trees whose leaves are a mix of green, indicating a lush environment. The sunlight is filtering through the trees, casting a soft glow on the path. It looks like a peaceful place, perfect for a walk or to be in touch with nature.

October 8, 2023

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Clown Chase Trail

Posted in Flowers, Plants & Trees, Landscape & Rural Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, and Roads & Walkways

Sir Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt contemplate paving over their ruined driveway after comedian Bert Kreischer, shirtless and riding a dirt bike, chases a deranged…

Band Camp Friday

Band Camp Friday: The picture shows a close-up of a dog with a basket. The dog appears to be a Labrador mix, with a light tan coat and a white snout. It has a black collar around its neck. The dog is holding a basket handle in its mouth. The basket is made of woven straw and contains several items, including bags of Manischewitz extra wide egg noodles. There is also a small Halloween decoration, which is an orange pumpkin with a black jack-o'-lantern face, attached to the basket. The background shows a pathway with some greenery.

October 6, 2023

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Band Camp Friday

Posted in Animals, Bags, Baskets & Suitcases, Boxes & Storage, Candy, Snacks & Cupboard Staples, Dogs, Food & Drink, Groceries, Holidays, Decorations & Special Occasions, Landscape & Rural Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, Products & Packaging, and Roads & Walkways

Carrying a Halloween basket full of treats, Bandit the Service Dog visits Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt while away from home for the weekend, and…

The Erroneous Emergency

The Erroneous Emergency: The picture shows a room with a light brown wall and dark wooden flooring. There is a white baseboard running along the bottom of the wall. On the left side of the wall, there is a white door frame. On the right side, there is a white electrical outlet with a green cord plugged into it. Leaning against the wall, there is a children's book titled "Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day". The cover of the book features Winnie the Pooh holding onto a tree branch with a blue bird next to him.

October 4, 2023

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The Erroneous Emergency

Posted in Arts & Entertainment, Building & Structural Materials, Doors & Windows, Furniture & Interior Details, Hardware & Tools, Indoor Spaces, Outlets & Switches, and Vinyl Records

Dino and Patton Oswalt uncover a rare “Winnie the Pooh” album as they rummage through plastic Boba Fett toys, and Beth Stelling, after confusion over…

The Misplaced Recycling

The Misplaced Recycling: The picture shows a collection of various cans and containers. There are several green cans which appear to be Sprite soda cans. There are also some transparent plastic containers with black lids. Additionally, there is a can with a label showing a picture of a chicken, which might be canned chicken. The items are all jumbled together.

October 2, 2023

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The Misplaced Recycling

Posted in Candy, Snacks & Cupboard Staples, Clothes, Juice & Soft Drinks, and Products & Packaging

Revolting at the disgusting taste of their pumpkin spice lattes, Sir Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt are surprised to find Kyle Kinane’s uncollected recycling, including…

The Covid Sucker Punch

The Covid Sucker Punch: The picture shows a few items on a surface. On the left, there is a clear bottle of hand sanitizer with a white pump. Next to it, there is a red Gatorade bottle with a label that says "Thirst Quencher Fruit Punch". Below these items, there are three blister packs of green gel capsules. On the right side, there is a Snickers chocolate bar with a blue and white wrapper. The background is dark and the surface appears to be wooden.

September 30, 2023

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The Covid Sucker Punch

Posted in Body Care, Candy, Snacks & Cupboard Staples, Food & Drink, Groceries, Juice & Soft Drinks, Medicine & First Aid, and Products & Packaging

When Patton Oswalt catches Covid and cancels a show at City Winery Boston, Sir Dino prepares a care package with Gatorade, Tylenol and NyQuil, while…

The Not Really Cheesesteak

The Not Really Cheesesteak: The picture shows a close-up of a sandwich that is partially wrapped in aluminum foil. The sandwich appears to have roast beef with a rich, dark brown sauce on it. There are also some sliced mushrooms and onions in the sandwich. The bread looks toasted and has a golden-brown color. The aluminum foil is crinkled and reflects light. It seems like the sandwich is freshly made and ready to be eaten.

September 28, 2023

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The Not Really Cheesesteak

Posted in Food & Drink, Products & Packaging, and Sandwiches

The time traveling dinosaur, Sir Dino McRex, and Patton Oswalt go to a peace conference in Philadelphia with Senator John Fetterman to quell mob violence…

The striking Chipmunk

The striking Chipmunk: The picture shows a corner of a room with a wooden floor. There are two large metal buckets stacked inside each other against the wall. The top bucket is filled with what appears to be dry pet food. Next to the buckets, there is a plastic bag with something inside it, but it's not clear what's in the bag. The wall has a light color, and there is a door frame visible with a dark brown color. The room seems to be a storage or utility area.

September 26, 2023

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The striking Chipmunk

Posted in Attic, Basement & Closets, Boxes & Storage, Furniture & Interior Details, Hardware & Tools, Indoor Spaces, Pet Food & Other Treats, and Products & Packaging

Patton Oswalt takes Sir Dino McRex, the time traveling dinosaur, to visit his brother, Matt Oswalt, who has invited them to snoop around and determine…

The Mob of GMO Clones

September 25, 2023

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The Mob of GMO Clones

Posted in Branding & Logos, Furniture & Interior Details, Knickknacks, Sculpture & Decoration, and Products & Packaging

Stanley Donwood comes to the aid of Sir Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt and hypnotizes a rampaging mob of GMO Thom Yorke clones by harnessing…