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Today Is Election Day

Today Is Election Day: The picture shows a small hallway or alcove in a house. The walls are painted in a light beige color and the floor has dark wood planks. On the left side, there is a white door with a silver handle, slightly ajar. Leaning against the wall next to the door is a white cane with a red bottom and a black handle. On the right side, there is another white door which is closed, with a silver handle. In the corner between the two doors, there are a few items placed on the floor: - A large red suitcase with black trim and a handle at the top. - A black rectangular bag with a white stripe in the middle. - A pair of beige shoes with white laces. The space looks like it might be used for storage or as a place to keep items that are frequently used when leaving the house.

November 6, 2023

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Today Is Election Day

Posted in Bags, Baskets & Suitcases, Boots, Shoes & Footwear, Building & Structural Materials, Clothes, Doors & Windows, and Indoor Spaces

Today is election day! With their Toyota Prius in the shop, Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt take Amtrak and join Rob Huebel and Jason George…

The Intermittent Internet

The Intermittent Internet: The picture shows the exterior of a two-story house. The house has beige horizontal siding on the upper level and a brick facade on the lower level. There is a window on each floor; the upper window is open. A white electrical box is mounted on the siding where the brick and siding meet, with a conduit running vertically up the wall and a cable running down. There is also a lattice structure at the bottom right corner of the image.

November 2, 2023

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The Intermittent Internet

Posted in Architecture, Building & Structural Materials, Doors & Windows, Outdoor Spaces, and Outlets & Switches

On a freezing Thirsty Thursday, Sir Dino, Patton Oswalt and Bert Kreischer get absolutely hammered when they can’t get any work done before the start…

The Naughty Bear

The Naughty Bear: The picture shows a serene outdoor setting with a swimming pool. The pool is rectangular and has a clear blue water. There are a few leaves floating on the surface of the water. The pool has a metal ladder on one side and the edges are adorned with blue tiles. Beyond the pool, there is a natural landscape with tall trees. The trees have a mix of green and brown leaves, suggesting it might be autumn. The ground is covered with fallen leaves. The sky is visible through the trees and it is partly cloudy. The reflection of the trees and the sky in the pool's water adds a beautiful and calming effect to the scene.

October 31, 2023

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The Naughty Bear

Posted in Garden Features, Landscape & Rural Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, Swimming Pool, and Water Features

Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt spend all Halloween day cleaning up after a naughty bear from Virginia takes a bath in the swimming pool, And…

Who Ate the F#@%ing Cookies?

Who Ate the F#@%ing Cookies?: The picture shows a few items on a wooden surface, possibly a desk or a table. In the foreground, there is an open pack of snacks. The packaging is brown with a white plastic tray inside. The tray is almost empty, with just a few pieces of snacks left. The packaging has some text on it, including the word "SNACK" in yellow and red. In the background, there is a digital clock with a dark gray fabric exterior. The clock displays the time as 10:22. There is also a white object next to the clock, which looks like a game controller with buttons and a joystick. Additionally, there is a book or a notebook with a white cover underneath the clock. The background wall is light-colored.

October 29, 2023

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Who Ate the F#@%ing Cookies?

Posted in Audio Equipment, Cakes, Cookies & Desserts, Candy, Snacks & Cupboard Staples, Computers, Phones & Tablets, Electronics & Gadgets, Food & Drink, Indoor Spaces, and Products & Packaging

Who ate the f#@%ing cookies? Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt sit down to coffee and Chips Ahoy cookies, only to find the Foo Fighters and…

Why Won’t They Shut Up?

Why Won't They Shut Up?: The picture shows three vinyl records of The Beatles leaning against a wall on a wooden floor. The one on the left is titled "The Early Beatles" and has a picture of the band members playing instruments on a stage. The middle one features close-up images of John Lennon and Paul McCartney's faces. The one on the right is titled "Beatles '65" and has a picture of the band members holding umbrellas. There is also a black bag with a mesh pocket on the left side of the picture.

October 27, 2023

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Why Won’t They Shut Up?

Posted in Arts & Entertainment, Boxes & Storage, Hardware & Tools, Indoor Spaces, and Vinyl Records

Why won’t they shut up? Sir Dino, Patton Oswalt and Marc Maron are trying to listen to the Beatles and play old Nintendo games, but…

The Chain-Smoking Grandma

The Chain-Smoking Grandma: The picture shows a close-up of a wooden surface, possibly a floor or a table. The wood has a weathered look with visible grain patterns and a few small dark spots. There is a cigarette butt lying on the wooden surface towards the bottom right corner. The cigarette butt has an orange filter and a small portion of white paper with some ash at the end.

October 23, 2023

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The Chain-Smoking Grandma

Posted in Building & Structural Materials

Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt drink tequila at Ryan Reynolds’s birthday rave in Minneapolis, where their friend Ian is pelted with a cigarette butt and…

To Plant or Not to Plant?

To Plant or Not to Plant?: The picture shows a garden scene with a black cat sitting inside a large terracotta pot. The pot is placed on a patio and there are several smaller terracotta pots nearby. There is also a metal stand with round holders, possibly for plants or candles. The background has a grassy area with fallen leaves scattered around. The cat is looking towards the camera and seems to be quite comfortable in the pot.

October 21, 2023

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To Plant or Not to Plant?

Posted in Animals, Cats, Flowers, Plants & Trees, Garden Features, Hardware & Tools, Landscape & Rural Scenery, and Outdoor Spaces

To plant or not to plant? On a lazy “Caturday” afternoon, or “Back to the Future Day” to some, Martha Stewart brings Sir Dino and Patton…

Zoom Conference Comedy Rehearsal

Zoom Conference Comedy Rehearsal: The picture shows a cozy indoor setting near a window. The window is large with a view of lush green trees outside, and the sunlight is filtering through the leaves. On a wooden table near the window, there is a tablet with its screen on, showing app icons. The tablet is lying on top of a black rectangular object, possibly a case or a book. Next to the tablet, there is a small white spherical speaker with a cable attached to it. On the right side of the speaker, there is a white circular object, which looks like a small container or a decorative item. On the far right, there is a vinyl record cover leaning against the wall with "The Beatles A Hard Day's Night" written on it, featuring pictures of the band members. On the left side of the tablet, there are some white papers or documents stacked vertically. The overall atmosphere of the picture is calm and serene with a touch of nostalgia due to the vinyl record.

October 19, 2023

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Zoom Conference Comedy Rehearsal

Posted in Arts & Entertainment, Audio Equipment, Building & Structural Materials, Computers, Phones & Tablets, Doors & Windows, Electronics & Gadgets, Indoor Spaces, and Vinyl Records

Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt listen to Maria Bamford’s new material on a Zoom call and, while watching “Dino Thunder”, blackout from too much Halloween…

Some Belgian Beer for the Blind Nerd

Some Belgian Beer for the Blind Nerd: The picture shows a corner of a room with a wooden ledge against a wall. On the ledge, there are several items. On the left, there is a colorful box with a cartoonish design, which seems to be a packaging for a product named "Golden Belgian Monkey Triple". Next to it, there are three comic books with vibrant covers. The one on top is an X-Men comic, featuring characters in action poses. To the right of the comic books, there is a small bottle with a pump, possibly a hand sanitizer, and a roll of paper towels. Above the ledge, there is a large dark screen, possibly a television, mounted on the wall. The wall on the right side is brown, and the wall behind the television is painted in a lighter color. The ledge has a textured finish.

October 16, 2023

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Some Belgian Beer for the Blind Nerd

Posted in Arts & Entertainment, Audio Equipment, Beer, Spirits & Wine, Building & Structural Materials, Comic Books, Doors & Windows, Electronics & Gadgets, Food & Drink, Indoor Spaces, and Products & Packaging

Sir Dino is sad and flies in with some Belgian beer for the blind nerd who cannot attend Patton Oswalt’s show at the 40 Watt…

Stories with Daily Trending Twitter Phrases

Stories with Daily Trending Twitter Phrases: The picture shows a cozy bedroom scene. There are three dogs lying on a bed with rumpled blankets and sheets. The dog on the left is black with curly fur, the one in the middle is white, and the one on the right is black and brown. The white dog is partially under a gray blanket. There is also a tablet with a black case lying on the bed near the dogs. The bed is against a wall with a closed white door to the left and a dark-colored metal bed frame to the right. There is a red leash hanging on the doorknob. The walls are painted in a light color.

October 14, 2023

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Stories with Daily Trending Twitter Phrases

Posted in Animals, Beds, Building & Structural Materials, Computers, Phones & Tablets, Dogs, Doors & Windows, Electronics & Gadgets, Furniture & Interior Details, and Indoor Spaces

Zoe Thorogood cheers up Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt, who are farting around on a Saturday the 14th, eating ice cream, drinking craft beer and…