Aimee Mann valiantly intervenes when Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt are violently attacked by a cat with an unknown name. In a quaint room of…
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The Pessimistic Code Enforcement Officer
Posted in Animals, Beds, Building & Structural Materials, Dogs, Doors & Windows, Furniture & Interior Details, and Indoor Spaces
Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt receive a special present from their friend, Miriam, and Sarah Silverman surprises them with magical gifts and treats. In a…
The Timeless Dinner Club
Posted in Building & Structural Materials, Candy, Snacks & Cupboard Staples, Cheese, Doors & Windows, Food & Drink, Groceries, Indoor Spaces, and Products & Packaging
Dino McRex and Patton Oswald organize their grocery delivery, containing sweet snickers and savory Doritos, and Andrew Zimmern prepares a magical meal that transcends time.…
The Roll of Unruly Armadillos
Posted in Animals, Flowers, Plants & Trees, Landscape & Rural Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, Roads & Walkways, and Wildlife
Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt observe Kyle Kinane, a bottle of Grey Goose vodka in one hand and a toy Hasbro Nerf bat in the…
An Evening at the Windmill
Posted in Architecture, City & Urban Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, and Water Features
In this story, Sir Dino, the time traveling dinosaur, and Patton Oswalt meet Doug Benson and Todd Glass for a night of laughter, appel-stroopwafel and…
The Adventure of Perfect Balance
Posted in Cleaning & Maintenance, Products & Packaging, and Swimming Pool
Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt achieve the perfect water chemistry balance and drink a few too many daiquiris at their epic pool party. In a…
The Tragedy of the Melted Candles
Posted in Flowers, Plants & Trees, Garden Features, Hardware & Tools, Landscape & Rural Scenery, and Outdoor Spaces
Maria Bamford gives Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt some of her scented candles after their Amazon delivery melts in a blazing hot mailbox. In a…
Dr. Brian May joins Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt to decipher Ringo Starr’s secret Netflix password and enjoy a pizza from Pizza Hut. In a…
Attack of the Prehistoric Mosquitoes
Posted in Audio Equipment, Body Care, Electronics & Gadgets, and Products & Packaging
Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt happen upon a bottle of gold Bond cream when they are attacked by a swarm of prehistoric mosquitoes. In a…
The Haunted Bowling Alley
Posted in Appliances, and Food & Drink
Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt magically appear in a haunted bowling alley and discover a refrigerator filled with snacks. In a land where time has…