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The Cat with the Unknown Name

The Cat with the Unknown Name: The picture shows a cat eating from a bowl. The cat is black and white, and it is leaning over a silver bowl that is placed on the floor. The setting appears to be indoors, with a wooden cabinet in the background and a beige wall to the left. There is also a red and white container on the floor next to the cabinet, and an electrical outlet on the wall. The cat seems to be focused on eating.

September 22, 2023

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The Cat with the Unknown Name

Posted in Animals, Cats, Dressers, Nightstands & Storage, Furniture & Interior Details, and Indoor Spaces

Aimee Mann valiantly intervenes when Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt are violently attacked by a cat with an unknown name. In a quaint room of…

The Pessimistic Code Enforcement Officer

The Pessimistic Code Enforcement Officer: The picture features a small dog with a mix of grey and brown fur, sitting inside a cardboard box. The dog has big, round, expressive eyes and is looking directly at the camera. It is wearing a collar with a small tag attached to it. The box is placed in a room with a white door in the background, and there is a leash hanging on the door handle. Additionally, there is another dog in the background, peeking over the edge of a piece of furniture. The second dog has long, dark fur and is partially visible. The overall mood of the picture seems to be playful and curious.

September 20, 2023

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The Pessimistic Code Enforcement Officer

Posted in Animals, Beds, Building & Structural Materials, Dogs, Doors & Windows, Furniture & Interior Details, and Indoor Spaces

Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt receive a special present from their friend, Miriam, and Sarah Silverman surprises them with magical gifts and treats. In a…

The Timeless Dinner Club

The Timeless Dinner Club: The picture shows a corner of a room with a variety of food items. On the left side, there is a white door frame and a beige wall. The food items are placed on the floor against the wall. There is a large blue bag of Doritos chips leaning against the wall. In front of it, there are several smaller food items including a green bag of snacks, a red bag of Snickers mini candy bars, and three containers of Oui yogurt. There is also a bottle with a green cap that looks like a sauce or dressing, and a brown bottle next to it. The items are arranged haphazardly.

September 18, 2023

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The Timeless Dinner Club

Posted in Building & Structural Materials, Candy, Snacks & Cupboard Staples, Cheese, Doors & Windows, Food & Drink, Groceries, Indoor Spaces, and Products & Packaging

Dino McRex and Patton Oswald organize their grocery delivery, containing sweet snickers and savory Doritos, and Andrew Zimmern prepares a magical meal that transcends time.…

The Roll of Unruly Armadillos

The Roll of Unruly Armadillos: The picture shows a natural outdoor setting with three armadillos. The ground is covered with dry pine needles and there is a patch of green plants with broad leaves. The armadillos have a leathery armor shell and long tails. They are near the edge of a concrete path and seem to be foraging near the green plants.

September 16, 2023

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The Roll of Unruly Armadillos

Posted in Animals, Flowers, Plants & Trees, Landscape & Rural Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, Roads & Walkways, and Wildlife

Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt observe Kyle Kinane, a bottle of Grey Goose vodka in one hand and a toy Hasbro Nerf bat in the…

An Evening at the Windmill

An Evening at the Windmill: The picture shows a traditional windmill during dusk. The sky is a deep blue as the sun has set. The windmill is tall and has four large blades; it appears to be made of wood. There's a balcony-like structure around the middle of the windmill. In the background, there are leafless trees and a building with lights on. The area looks like it might be a small town or a suburb. There's a chain fence in the foreground and a street lamp emitting a warm yellow light. The atmosphere seems calm and serene.

September 14, 2023

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An Evening at the Windmill

Posted in Architecture, City & Urban Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, and Water Features

In this story, Sir Dino, the time traveling dinosaur, and Patton Oswalt meet Doug Benson and Todd Glass for a night of laughter, appel-stroopwafel and…

The Adventure of Perfect Balance

The Adventure of Perfect Balance: The picture shows a pack of HTH 6-Way Test Strips lying on a marble countertop. The pack is labeled "6-Way Test Strips" and has a blue wave design at the top. It mentions that it tests for Free Available Chlorine/Bromine, pH, Total Alkalinity, Total Hardness, and Cyanuric Acid. There are instructions on the pack that mention two ways to test: 1. Compare strip to color chart on the back of the bottle. 2. Text a photo of your strip and get a personalized recommendation and dosing right to your phone. The pack also has a color chart with different colors and values for pH, Total Alkalinity, Total Hardness, and Free Available Chlorine/Bromine. There is also a QR code and it mentions that the pack contains 10 strips.

September 12, 2023

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The Adventure of Perfect Balance

Posted in Cleaning & Maintenance, Products & Packaging, and Swimming Pool

Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt achieve the perfect water chemistry balance and drink a few too many daiquiris at their epic pool party. In a…

The Tragedy of the Melted Candles

The Tragedy of the Melted Candles: The picture shows a black mailbox with its door open, revealing a couple of items inside. One of the items is a brown padded envelope. The mailbox is situated outdoors, with a background of lush green trees and grass. The sky is visible through the trees and it appears to be a bright day with some clouds. The mailbox has some embossed text at the bottom which appears to be upside down and reads "LN 2".

September 11, 2023

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The Tragedy of the Melted Candles

Posted in Flowers, Plants & Trees, Garden Features, Hardware & Tools, Landscape & Rural Scenery, and Outdoor Spaces

Maria Bamford gives Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt some of her scented candles after their Amazon delivery melts in a blazing hot mailbox. In a…

The Secret Netflix Password

The Secret Netflix Password: The picture shows an album cover of The Beatles' "Magical Mystery Tour" placed on a wooden surface. The album cover is square and has a very colorful and psychedelic design. At the top, there are song titles such as "Magical Mystery Tour", "Blue Jay Way", and "I Am The Walrus". The center of the cover features The Beatles members dressed in animal costumes with their arms spread out. Below them, the words "Magical Mystery Tour" are written in a decorative font. The bottom of the cover mentions that it includes a 24-page full-color picture book. The background of the cover is filled with bright colors, stars, and abstract patterns. The wooden surface on which the album is placed has a dark, rustic texture.

September 9, 2023

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The Secret Netflix Password

Posted in Arts & Entertainment, Products & Packaging, and Vinyl Records

Dr. Brian May joins Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt to decipher Ringo Starr’s secret Netflix password and enjoy a pizza from Pizza Hut. In a…

Attack of the Prehistoric Mosquitoes

Attack of the Prehistoric Mosquitoes: The picture shows a few items. In the foreground, there is a box of Gold Bond Maximum Strength Pain & Itch Relief Cream with Lidocaine. The box is yellow and has text in blue and purple. Below the box, there is a black fabric with some white lint on it. To the left, there is a glimpse of a gray fabric with a zipper. In the background, there is a part of an old electronic device, possibly a stereo, with sliders and buttons. The device is black with some text and numbers in white.

September 8, 2023

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Attack of the Prehistoric Mosquitoes

Posted in Audio Equipment, Body Care, Electronics & Gadgets, and Products & Packaging

Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt happen upon a bottle of gold Bond cream when they are attacked by a swarm of prehistoric mosquitoes. In a…

The Haunted Bowling Alley

The Haunted Bowling Alley: The picture shows an open refrigerator filled with various food items. On the top shelf, there are containers with nuts and snacks, a bottle of orange juice, and some other bottles and containers. The second shelf has a mix of items including bread, butter, and a plastic container. The third shelf has a pack of sliced cheese, a loaf of bread, and some other items. Below that, there are two crisper drawers with fruits and vegetables visible through the transparent front. The inside of the refrigerator door has several shelves with condiments and bottles. Above the fridge, there is a painting or picture of a bird. The refrigerator is white and has digital temperature controls on the top.

September 6, 2023

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The Haunted Bowling Alley

Posted in Appliances, and Food & Drink

Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt magically appear in a haunted bowling alley and discover a refrigerator filled with snacks. In a land where time has…