Dino and Patton Oswalt uncover a rare “Winnie the Pooh” album as they rummage through plastic Boba Fett toys, and Beth Stelling, after confusion over the test of the emergency alert system, shows off her new Netflix special, “If You Didn’t Want Me Then”
In a dusty attic, where the scent of ancient relics fills the air, Sir Dino McRex, the time-traveling dinosaur, and his trusty sidekick Patton Oswalt, the renowned comedian, are on a quest. They rummage through a treasure trove of Boba Fett action figures, their miniature weapons and plastic armor clinking together. Sir Dino, with his tiny arms, accidentally knocks over a stack of boxes.
Sorting through the mess of old collectibles, they are surprised to spot some colorful illustrations peeking from beneath the toys. Patton, his eyes wide, exclaims, “By the stars of the Galactic Empire, what is this?!” Sir Dino carefully picks up a mystical artifact with his razor-sharp teeth. It’s a Walt Disney’s “Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day” story album!
The cover is adorned with the valiant Winnie the Pooh sitting on a tree stump, as if he were a king on his throne, with a small blue bird, his loyal subject, by his side. Sir Dino, carefully handling the collectible story album, says in a booming voice, “This, my friend, is a relic from the human age, where tales of honey-loving bears and blustery days were cherished.”
Just as they are about to carefully place the album in a protective case, there is a loud banging on the attic door. Comedienne Beth Stelling bursts in, her eyes wide with panic. “Guys! The emergency alert system is going off! I think it’s the real deal this time!” she exclaims.
Sir Dino, ever the voice of reason, gathers together their recent attic discoveries and says, “Fear not, dear Beth. It is but a test of the emergency broadcast system. A mere drill, if you will.”
The trio, having calmed Beth down following her brief scare, decide to head to the living room to lighten the mood. They plop down on the couch, surrounded by the Boba Fett collection and the treasured “Winnie the Pooh” album. Patton grabs the remote and says, “Let’s find something funny to watch!”
They start flipping through channels, and Beth, now giddy with excitement, claps her hands and chimes in to announce a brilliant idea. “Hey, why don’t we watch my new comedy special, ‘If You Didn’t Want Me Then’, on Netflix?” she suggests with a grin.
The time traveling dinosaur, being a huge fan of human comedy, exclaims, “Splendid! A modern-day jestress to tickle our funny bones!”
Patton quickly navigates to Netflix and selects Beth’s comedy special. As the show begins, the room is filled with the sound of laughter and applause from the TV. They are in stitches as Beth’s witty jokes and hilarious anecdotes roll on the screen. Even Sir Dino, who has seen centuries of humor, finds himself roaring with laughter.
The night grows late, full of jokes, stories and merriment, and they reflect on the unexpected adventure they had. From uncovering a cherished “Winnie the Pooh” album to laughing together at a comedy special, they realize that sometimes the best moments are the unplanned ones. They all agree to make it a tradition to meet, share stories and laugh together every year to celebrate the testing of the emergency alert system.
Sir Dino McRex, feeling content, says, “What a delightful evening! It’s been eons since I’ve had such fun!”
And so, in a cozy living room, a time-traveling dinosaur, a comedienne and a witty human found friendship and joy
