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Month: September 2023

The Covid Sucker Punch

The Covid Sucker Punch: The picture shows a few items on a surface. On the left, there is a clear bottle of hand sanitizer with a white pump. Next to it, there is a red Gatorade bottle with a label that says "Thirst Quencher Fruit Punch". Below these items, there are three blister packs of green gel capsules. On the right side, there is a Snickers chocolate bar with a blue and white wrapper. The background is dark and the surface appears to be wooden.

September 30, 2023

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The Covid Sucker Punch

Posted in Body Care, Candy, Snacks & Cupboard Staples, Food & Drink, Groceries, Juice & Soft Drinks, Medicine & First Aid, and Products & Packaging

When Patton Oswalt catches Covid and cancels a show at City Winery Boston, Sir Dino prepares a care package with Gatorade, Tylenol and NyQuil, while…

The Not Really Cheesesteak

The Not Really Cheesesteak: The picture shows a close-up of a sandwich that is partially wrapped in aluminum foil. The sandwich appears to have roast beef with a rich, dark brown sauce on it. There are also some sliced mushrooms and onions in the sandwich. The bread looks toasted and has a golden-brown color. The aluminum foil is crinkled and reflects light. It seems like the sandwich is freshly made and ready to be eaten.

September 28, 2023

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The Not Really Cheesesteak

Posted in Food & Drink, Products & Packaging, and Sandwiches

The time traveling dinosaur, Sir Dino McRex, and Patton Oswalt go to a peace conference in Philadelphia with Senator John Fetterman to quell mob violence…

The striking Chipmunk

The striking Chipmunk: The picture shows a corner of a room with a wooden floor. There are two large metal buckets stacked inside each other against the wall. The top bucket is filled with what appears to be dry pet food. Next to the buckets, there is a plastic bag with something inside it, but it's not clear what's in the bag. The wall has a light color, and there is a door frame visible with a dark brown color. The room seems to be a storage or utility area.

September 26, 2023

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The striking Chipmunk

Posted in Attic, Basement & Closets, Boxes & Storage, Furniture & Interior Details, Hardware & Tools, Indoor Spaces, Pet Food & Other Treats, and Products & Packaging

Patton Oswalt takes Sir Dino McRex, the time traveling dinosaur, to visit his brother, Matt Oswalt, who has invited them to snoop around and determine…

The Mob of GMO Clones

September 25, 2023

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The Mob of GMO Clones

Posted in Branding & Logos, Furniture & Interior Details, Knickknacks, Sculpture & Decoration, and Products & Packaging

Stanley Donwood comes to the aid of Sir Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt and hypnotizes a rampaging mob of GMO Thom Yorke clones by harnessing…

The Cat with the Unknown Name

The Cat with the Unknown Name: The picture shows a cat eating from a bowl. The cat is black and white, and it is leaning over a silver bowl that is placed on the floor. The setting appears to be indoors, with a wooden cabinet in the background and a beige wall to the left. There is also a red and white container on the floor next to the cabinet, and an electrical outlet on the wall. The cat seems to be focused on eating.

September 22, 2023

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The Cat with the Unknown Name

Posted in Animals, Cats, Dressers, Nightstands & Storage, Furniture & Interior Details, and Indoor Spaces

Aimee Mann valiantly intervenes when Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt are violently attacked by a cat with an unknown name. In a quaint room of…

The Pessimistic Code Enforcement Officer

The Pessimistic Code Enforcement Officer: The picture features a small dog with a mix of grey and brown fur, sitting inside a cardboard box. The dog has big, round, expressive eyes and is looking directly at the camera. It is wearing a collar with a small tag attached to it. The box is placed in a room with a white door in the background, and there is a leash hanging on the door handle. Additionally, there is another dog in the background, peeking over the edge of a piece of furniture. The second dog has long, dark fur and is partially visible. The overall mood of the picture seems to be playful and curious.

September 20, 2023

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The Pessimistic Code Enforcement Officer

Posted in Animals, Beds, Building & Structural Materials, Dogs, Doors & Windows, Furniture & Interior Details, and Indoor Spaces

Dino McRex and Patton Oswalt receive a special present from their friend, Miriam, and Sarah Silverman surprises them with magical gifts and treats. In a…

The Timeless Dinner Club

The Timeless Dinner Club: The picture shows a corner of a room with a variety of food items. On the left side, there is a white door frame and a beige wall. The food items are placed on the floor against the wall. There is a large blue bag of Doritos chips leaning against the wall. In front of it, there are several smaller food items including a green bag of snacks, a red bag of Snickers mini candy bars, and three containers of Oui yogurt. There is also a bottle with a green cap that looks like a sauce or dressing, and a brown bottle next to it. The items are arranged haphazardly.

September 18, 2023

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The Timeless Dinner Club

Posted in Building & Structural Materials, Candy, Snacks & Cupboard Staples, Cheese, Doors & Windows, Food & Drink, Groceries, Indoor Spaces, and Products & Packaging

Dino McRex and Patton Oswald organize their grocery delivery, containing sweet snickers and savory Doritos, and Andrew Zimmern prepares a magical meal that transcends time.…

The Roll of Unruly Armadillos

The Roll of Unruly Armadillos: The picture shows a natural outdoor setting with three armadillos. The ground is covered with dry pine needles and there is a patch of green plants with broad leaves. The armadillos have a leathery armor shell and long tails. They are near the edge of a concrete path and seem to be foraging near the green plants.

September 16, 2023

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The Roll of Unruly Armadillos

Posted in Animals, Flowers, Plants & Trees, Landscape & Rural Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, Roads & Walkways, and Wildlife

Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt observe Kyle Kinane, a bottle of Grey Goose vodka in one hand and a toy Hasbro Nerf bat in the…

An Evening at the Windmill

An Evening at the Windmill: The picture shows a traditional windmill during dusk. The sky is a deep blue as the sun has set. The windmill is tall and has four large blades; it appears to be made of wood. There's a balcony-like structure around the middle of the windmill. In the background, there are leafless trees and a building with lights on. The area looks like it might be a small town or a suburb. There's a chain fence in the foreground and a street lamp emitting a warm yellow light. The atmosphere seems calm and serene.

September 14, 2023

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An Evening at the Windmill

Posted in Architecture, City & Urban Scenery, Outdoor Spaces, and Water Features

In this story, Sir Dino, the time traveling dinosaur, and Patton Oswalt meet Doug Benson and Todd Glass for a night of laughter, appel-stroopwafel and…

The Adventure of Perfect Balance

The Adventure of Perfect Balance: The picture shows a pack of HTH 6-Way Test Strips lying on a marble countertop. The pack is labeled "6-Way Test Strips" and has a blue wave design at the top. It mentions that it tests for Free Available Chlorine/Bromine, pH, Total Alkalinity, Total Hardness, and Cyanuric Acid. There are instructions on the pack that mention two ways to test: 1. Compare strip to color chart on the back of the bottle. 2. Text a photo of your strip and get a personalized recommendation and dosing right to your phone. The pack also has a color chart with different colors and values for pH, Total Alkalinity, Total Hardness, and Free Available Chlorine/Bromine. There is also a QR code and it mentions that the pack contains 10 strips.

September 12, 2023

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The Adventure of Perfect Balance

Posted in Cleaning & Maintenance, Products & Packaging, and Swimming Pool

Sir Dino and Patton Oswalt achieve the perfect water chemistry balance and drink a few too many daiquiris at their epic pool party. In a…